Welcome to the home of Stevie C & DJ Stevie C (now both the same person after the operation).

If you want movies, music clips, pictures, games, fictional & factual writing and general stuff then you've come to the right place.

You can head on over to my iWeb audio section where you can download my music…
Or you could hang out here for a bit, I guess.

I have just released my second album, titled: Not Bigger Than Jesus, Just Sexier.
A bit of controversy never hurt anyone.

Below is some more random stuff, at least until I get the links sorted & my modem online again.
I'll tell ye wan thing, see aw this muckin aboot wi code and stuff - pure daein ma heid in so it is aaaaarrrrgh!

Your hero revealed:

1. Think of a number between 1 & 9
2. Now multiply it by 3
3. Now add 3 to it
4. Now multiply it by 3 again
5. Now you should have a 2-digit number
6. Add the 2 digits together - this will reveal your hero

There's Only One Bruce Carmichael!

Despite what the likes of Google, Yahoo, MSN et al say, there is in fact only one.

In other news, I hope you enjoyed National Toaster Month

*ahem*

Dates for your diary:

24^th January

National Gonk Day

Month of March

National Toaster Month (America/Canada)

Month of July

National Toaster Month (UK)

National Gonk Day is typically celebrated by frequenting one's town's/city's drinking establishments (watering holes, pubs, clubs, boozers, gay bars etc) and getting legless (gassed, steamin', fu', blootered etc) and celebrating The Gonk (not those little puppet things).

National Toaster Month is celebrated by going round to your mates' house with a loaf of bread and using their toaster to make toast. This is symbolic of the fact that all toasters are different and each will make different qualities and styles (and therefore tastes) of toast - with your bread and their toaster. This tradition is carried out all throughout March/July and embraces the co-operation between friends.
On a related note, here at steviecandtheplacetobe.net, we have renamed Lurpak as Caravan Butter. Don't ask.

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